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ISBN 10: 1728272831
ISBN 13: 9781728272832
Author:  Chris Ferrie, Wade David Fairclough, Byrne LaGinestra 

Table of contents:

Introduction: Why hate the Universe?

Part I: The Universe is Out to Get You

Reason 1: No one else has made it this far

Reason 2: Radicalized oxygen is trying to kill you

Reason 3: Billionaire playboys are our only hope in the fight against climate change

Reason 4: The environment is as fragile as a glass balloon

Reason 5: We are trapped and choking ourselves to death

Reason 6: We are programmed to be selfish pricks

Part II: Technology is Not Going to Save You

Reason 7: Tiny robots are going to eat you from the inside out

Reason 8: We are one button-press away from self-destruction

Reason 9: There’s a microscopic war machine we can’t switch off

Reason 10: The Universe is sending robots to take your job

Part III: You Are a Frail Sack of Meat Anyway

Reason 11: Invisible rays are melting our genetic code

Reason 12: Bad things taste good

Reason 13: Your own personal army is planning a mutiny

Reason 14: You are an aging mutant

Reason 15: There are tiny assassins everywhere

Reason 16: Literally everything is poisonous

Reason 17: Sex sucks

Reason 18: We’re probably already halfway to our extinction

Part IV: This Planet Isn’t That Great

Reason 19: Our best friends are also our enemies

Reason 20: The ground could give way at any moment

Reason 21: The Earth is covered in explosive pimples

Reason 22: Even the livable places are shit

Reason 23: Most water will kill you

Reason 24: The entirety of nature is against you

Reason 25: Everything will eventually suffocate

Part V: But There is Nowhere Else to Go

Reason 26: Mars is an unlivable rocky shithole

Reason 27: Space travel is out of the question

Reason 28: The Sun is an angry dragon that breathes plasma

Reason 29: We are all alone in the cosmos

Reason 30: Black holes are firing jets of pure energy at us

Reason 31: All your favorite stars will die

Reason 32: Giant space rocks are constantly crashing into us

Part VI: The Universe is Going to Win in the End

Reason 33: The Sun will die and take us with it

Reason 34: A black hole could show up at any minute to rip us apart

Reason 35: The entire universe is going to decay into nothingness

Reason 36: The expanding universe could rip us apart atom by atom

Part VII: So Let’s Go Crazy

Reason 37: You might turn into a ball of strange matter

Reason 38: The Universe could be deleted at any second

Reason 39: We are stuck in the shittiest version of The Matrix

Reason 40: You might have a mini black hole in your pants right now

Reason 41: Dark matter killed the dinosaurs…and you’re next

Reason 42: We are an insignificant speck next to the scale of the Universe

The One Reason Not to Hate the Universe

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